The free iPhone update part 3 – End

So i haven not been able to wait for 13 people to sign up to receive my new free iphone. Instead, I went to the ATT store and bought one! I LOVE it. It is the most amazing thing I’ve ever owned (well, my Audi A4 is not too bad either).
I am still working on getting my free iPhone (which I will end up selling).

The free iPhone update part 2

Ok, 2 people already signed up under me for the free iPhone. I convinced an ex girlfriend to do it. She did it because she knows that if I get an iPhone, she will get my blackberry pearl…

The receptionist that works at my company also signed up for the free iPhone. I just need 11 more people to do the same.

I thought it would be much easier than it actually is.

I will keep you posted! In the meanwhile, feel free to read my ebook on how and why some websites can afford to give away iPhones.

The free iPhone update

So yesterday (or i guess it was early this morning), I created this post showing how to get a free iPhone. This post got quite a bit of traffic so I guess some people are interested in the subject. But unfortunately, no one went any further. I was expecting the community to rally together to work the system but… nope… nothing.

I am a little disapointed but I totally understand. How many times have you seen online “get a free iPod”, or “get a free iPhone” or “get a free PSP”, etc…. 90% of these offers are scams (I know about it because I got scamed once before). The truth is the offer I was talking about in yesterday’s post is not a scam!

Are their any courageous people out there willing to join me in my quest for getting a free iPhone? If so, let me know!!!

Help me score an iPhone!

About me

First, I wanna tell you that this is NOT some type of scam. Look at my blog; I have posted a large amount of blog entries. I update my blog on a regular basis and I never spam this place. I think that makes me a legit guy here… I am always here to help others but this time, I will need your help… To prove I am not BSing you, here is my phone number: 760-274-5757. Call me if you have any question and I will answer them.

Why am I doing this?

One of my co-workers told me a few months ago that he filled out some info online and he was gonna get a free iPhone for it. I was like “yeah right… whatever”. I was kinda making fun at him because I never thought he was the type of guy doing this (he’s the IT guy so I thought he would know better). But the f***er got his free iPhone 2 about weeks ago!! I could not believe it. Now I know that it works, I wanna do the same and get a free iPhone too… and you can get one too.

Why would some companies give away free iPhones?

These companies offering you free stuffs require you to sign up for some offers. Most of the offers you can choose from are trial periods (= FREE) and most of the offers they want you to sign up for are often useful and legit stuffs such as Netflix, Stamps.com (the one I chose), etc… You only need to sign up for one offer.

Once you sign up, they assume that after the trial period, you will keep using the service (Netflix or stamps.com or whatever you choose), thus paying for it. Netflix (let’s say you choose netflix) then pays some type of referral fee to the company.

To get the free iPhone, you need to refer 13 people to do the same thing as you. That’s how they make money and can afford to give you a free iPhone.

What is the process?

Check out my website for full information about how to score a free iPhone.

How Internet Porn Saved My Marriage

Internet pornMy wife and I have been married for 7 years. We both were 20 when we tied the knot. Unlike many people who get married young, I had my share of sex long time before married my wife. I started pretty early… I was 12 when I had sex for the first time. Of course, sex was terrible at the time, but who cared!?!? It took about 3 years until I really had fun getting laid. I’s hard to count but I far as I can remember, I had sex with 40 something girls.

I was 18 when I met my wife. I fell in love right away, it was the first time for me! It took a while to have her walk through my bedroom’s door….. When she finally did (about 2 months after we met), it was the best sex I had ever had.

After that amazing sex, I started analyzing how this happened, what we did, and why it felt so good. I soon realized that the sex we had was very ordinary and the more I was thinking about it, the more I was surprised it was the best sex I had ever had. I came to the conclusion that it was amazing sex only because I loved this girl.

Of course we kept dating and sex was constantly good but very boring. She didn’t like me to go down on her, she didn’t like giving me head, she didn’t like fancy position. In short, there was nothing she liked about sex. It was very frustrating but I loved her so I put up with it.

We got married in 2000. That’s when our sex life starting to go down in flame….

Sex was getting more and more boring. Missionary position was the only one allowed. We only had sex in the bedroom. I was so frustrated. I loved fucking everywhere in the house (especially on the kitchen table:), I loved experimenting new positions but was not able to do any of that anymore. I was really hard for me. Terribly hard!

I started to hide to masturbate, either in the shower tub or in the bedroom when I was home alone. I never used porn magazine or porn movies. For some reason, I never owned those.

So I was getting more and more frustrated with my sexual relationships between me and my wife. That’s when I “discovered” Internet porn. I started going to some soft porn websites, masturbating on some lingerie pictures. In a matter of weeks, I took it a step further and started looking at hardcore porn sites. I was feeling so much better!

My wife didn’t know anything about my new fling with the Internet. Now that I think about it, she must have known something. I wasn’t harassing her as much as I used to to have sex with her. I still was trying to lay her down, but much less frequently than before. Anyways, that’s not the point. The point is that she didn’t know I was browsing the web in search of hardcore f**k pictures and videos.

One Sunday morning she left to her yoga class at LA Fitness. YES! Home alone! Turn on that computer and bring on the lub, hehe. I was on it when coming from nowhere she showed up. Haaaaahhhhhhh, I was caught on site!!! I was so freaking scared about the reaction she may have. She looked at me, had a little smile on her face; the type of smile that says “I’ve known about this all along but I finally catch you in action”.

I started explaining myself. It was useless. She came closer to the screen and asked me what I was looking at. I quietly said “it’s a porn site”. She replied: “I know what it is, it’s pretty obvious”, and she started laughing. I shyly smiled as well. “So this is why you haven’t been on my case for a while, I thought you were seeing someone else”. I replied right away that I would never do such a thing because I loved her more than anything. She believed me, she new I was not lying, I could not have faked the love I gave her.

We talked about it for about 3 hours, ending up having sex, which was amazing. My wife was happy about this. She knew I was getting some type of satisfaction out of it. She was also reassured that I would not go see someone just for sex. We came to the conclusion that Internet porn was probably the best thing that had happened to us. She was so cool about it.

So here we are, about 6 years after the day she caught me. My wife and I have never been happier. We recently had a little boy. We are so happy. I have never cheated on my wife even if I fantasized a few times about fu**ing some other girls. We talk about this all the time. And by the way, we still have sex on a semi-regular basis. It’s not as much as I would want to get but it’s probably still more than the average American couple. I love my wife, I love my kid even more and all this, I owe it to Internet porn. Thanks the Internet for providing me with all the dirty things I wasn’t getting at home.

I am kinda scared to talk about this to my friends. I have never met anyone who were living the same sex life. Does any of you out there ever experienced this? How did that go? Is there a happy ending?

Also read my post about helping me to get an iPhone, it’s worth it!!!

Simpsonizeme.com

Simpsonized Me

So this is me after being simpsonized! And you know what? Even though it took me a while to get to this result, it really looks like me! This is how simpsonizeme.com works.
1/ You load your picture
2/ You select, your age, sex, body type and dressing style. It them creates a simpsonized picture of you. Results depend on a lot of things such as the quality of the picture.
3/ Chances are you won’t be satisfied with the result so you will have to customize your picture by choosing your hair style and color, your eyes, mouth, etc…
4/ Save your picture or email it (I actually don’t recommend emailing it without saving it as it didn’t work for me the first time and I had to do it all over again…)

The site is VERY busy, all the time so you will have to be patient.

Also read my post about helping me to get an iPhone, it’s worth it!!!

New Creature Found: ‘Octosquid’ Half Octopus, Half Squid

Workers at the Keahole Natural Energy Laboratory Hawaii Authority have discovered an ‘Octosquid’, an odd and possibly new creature! While it’s name isn’t really official, the ‘octosquid’ is thought to have been sucked into a deep seawater pipeline and the lab, which does occassionally pull in fish that get caught in the filter line, and workers decided to call it ‘octosquid’. (read more…)

Octosquid

Donna Moonda convicted of hiring lover to kill husband

A jury convicted a Pennsylvania woman of murder for hire and other charges Friday in the Ohio Turnpike shooting death of her wealthy husband. Donna Moonda, 48, of Hermitage, Pa., who was portrayed by federal prosecutors as a perpetual liar, thief and drug user, cried quietly as the verdict was read. She could receive the death penalty.

Moonda’s lover, Damian Bradford, was the key witness, testifying that she offered him half of her husband’s multimillion dollar estate if he killed 69-year-old Dr. Gulam Moonda. Bradford, 25, has admitted to shooting the doctor in the side of the head on May 13, 2005, after his wife pulled over on the turnpike south of Cleveland, supposedly to let her husband take the wheel. (read more…)

Who is Ethan Haas, And What Is Cloverfield?

Who is Ethan Haas? He’s the subject of a rapidly heating Internet meme and what appears to be a viral marketing / alternate reality game to promote J.J. Abrams’ new movie, “Cloverfield.”

Visitors to the site ethanhaaswasright.com who don’t have the latest version of Flash are greeted with a creepy quote:

“…war came, no longer from the elemental nor from the star’s rain of fire. The world was again remade, and the glow was as the coming of the sun upon the Earth. The children of the gods were again too few, scattered and divided and among them walked the ancients and those whose thoughts were not as to the towers and the marvels, but to the End and the destruction of the Earth and to the fires from which nothing could escape.”

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